A game has never trolled me this hard...

Are you filled with feelings of doubt oh no,

this

game

is diagnosing me, stop, stop, leave out the mental breakdown? Hello friends, how are you doing? My name is Kevin. I must be honest. I have a pretty important confession before

this

video starts, I guess. It's just about being honest with you, but I'm wearing double denim today, this was all I had and it's really cold, but I just wanted to be out front and have that close connection that we have with the

game

anyway. a game that looks like it's going to question my sanity even more than I already do, okay I just signed that without reading, I

never

sign without reading, especially terms and conditions, I've only seen a brief thing about this game and let me give you a good summary, instead of saying something, look at that chess piece, now you understand, I know that didn't clarify anything, I apologize, oh, here we go, come on, that's cleared up, so basically it's like you know that I'm very good with words, so I talk for a living accepted terms of service oh my god this is so complicated this is going to annoy me so much what do I have to do I'm confused ah I see well so I have to take a step, damn I already regret this, okay, at least I can jump high, that's solved, easy puzzles, bring the difficult ones, this is impossible, okay, what, I can't get through here now, there are no objects to fix, I can't bring the objects, then how?

I'm so confused and I'm like two seconds into the game? Ah, I see, I figured it out. I am very intelligent. Okay, thank goodness, I don't have to make it heavy enough or anything, but now I need it. back, oh, this is so weird, okay, I figured out how to manipulate it, so I'll take it away and drop it, and oh, that's too big, I love the punch of it, yeah, I'm getting really good at this, because? They are all pawns, oh my god, for the sake of effect, thank you, oh god, no, I shouldn't throw things like that, I forgot it would get big, come by here, yeah, oh, I'm getting so smart, it's this cake because they told me it's cake. it's a lie for a game similar to this oh wait, I could turn this into a ramp.

I already made it much bigger than it was now, let's make it even bigger. Oh God, turn up the cheese, yes, oh, the cheese is defeated, evidence that I have already done it. I informed you that this is a dream. It's okay, I'm confused enough without you saying things like that. That's more confusing. Oh my gosh, I have to put that in there, Jesus. Okay, next door. No, that didn't help. Not really. That helped me a lot, oh god this is bothering me so much, this is a game getting back at me for all the horrible things I do in games, dream soda, warning, you've gone off the path of guidance, yeah, I tend to do that. mess with things these use another door let me in okay it seems like I can't get out of here although I feel like there must be a way to do something here there's nothing up there either I wonder if they're realizing they have the wrong test subject for this he got the attention span of a squirrel talking about squirrels that looks eerily similar to the shape of a squirrel i gotta get something down there mmm sir this has tripped me up so much i just grab things and then try to make it work, How can I put that down there?

Yeah, okay, just do some niceties, all of which I'm not very good at. You know, those things you get when you're a kid and you have to put the right shape in the right hole and there's like squares, yeah, I just broke it, I should go up and through, maybe, but how do I get up on the box? I don't understand, maybe I can try to pick it up, maybe it's okay, I'm not going to pull, be careful, Jesus. Christ, I almost killed myself, okay, I don't know what I'm doing, okay from the opposite end of the room and then yeah, I did it.

Oh, and well, they've been like all the pawns so far, why aren't there any bishops I'd like? being a bishop when I was a kid, but then I realized how annoying all this would be moving diagonally, okay, this is a repeating corridor or something, yeah, this is repeating, okay, now you're trying to confuse me even more , there are no items that make I know, where do you hide items? So I know you're hiding from me. There will be something small in the room. Somewhere it is not there. I can't go out again. So there must be something here.

Where is?. I'm going crazy, I feel like this is just solitary confinement, it has to be on because there's nothing in this room, since I scanned the entire room and I'm pretty sure there's nothing in here, oh my god, oh my god , you are trolls that I hate. I love that the sign still works. Oh, how the hell am I supposed to do it? Can I make it big enough to land on both of them? Okay, this might work. This is for nearsighted people. come on that's pretty brilliant I have to give it to him please wait for a polite acknowledgment thank you I appreciate the polite acknowledgment you did it was he hates it I'm on my way to I hate you I hate you so much where can I Wow, what can I do with this cheese?

I have to stop by, but how the hell can I wait? Some of these are a kind of jar. Would I like to make this huge cheese and have it explode on the spot? Oh, I was trying to run into the wall. the cheese, but I forgot, if I get close to it, it gets small, oh my god, I'm pretty sure I'll be confused for the rest of the day just picking things up like yeah, it worked, thanks, cheat, no, actually, the cheese, you're fine, in fact, you, whoever is doing this to me, oh, traffic cones that I can't interact with, I hate this game even more, ah, the final exit, what are they going to troll me with now?

Yeah, there I go, I'm not surprised, wait, right? falling into bed was this a dream this game has so many levels of me everywhere go back to my normal life put it on repeat and go back to bed okay this is not my normal life if they don't let me go back to sleep at least in There is free soda in this world, that's pretty good, okay, I think God is angry, it was that thunder. I'll throw it in the trash, here we go, at least I clean up after myself, I see that I'm not a bad guy. trying to make them feel guilty so they let me go it's like I don't litter I'm a good person I was already in this hallway I think I was already in this hallway exit that must be my way oh stop it, I'll leave temporarily moved I'll find it I won't let you go worry perfect sick what is this?

OMG this game is the best troll I have ever found. I thought it was good. This game is on another level. What is this? I'm in Looney Tunes or something, I think I made progress, I think I found the right path, okay and the exit signs are perfect, the game wouldn't fool me, it's definitely pointing me to the real exit, right, no, it's just pointing me and again. There's no way out it's just a fantastic endless loop okay can I go anywhere? Can I suffocate with this pillow? Now yes, this is the same way, so what's the point in this room?

It's just to bother me. Yeah, I'm pretty sure he's just a mess with me. At least I have this relaxing Sims style music, that's the trip, he comes out, that's the The useless exit here has nothing so I have to go this way that's the exit door I ripped off the hinges oh my god I just walked into Alice in Wonderland look at that like she looks so innocent and then you start running towards her and Your brain doesn't understand Is there a way to get over that? What happens if I put one of the doors I ripped off its hinges in there?

Does the perspective go crazy or what not? I just can't do anything with it. Okay, I'm hitting all of these, I don't know if it's a good idea or not, but it seems to be the only thing I can interact with besides the doors, so I figure if I knock them all down, maybe something will happen. I can also use these exit signals, but I don't know what I can do with them. You probably shouldn't leave something that small in case you're trying to find it again. Wait, can I get over it? Aha, maybe I can do it. like some kind of ladder okay, up and down yeah and I walked away from that music he was also making fun of me what is this hello my name is dr glenn pierce are you relaxing could you read me audiobooks and I would like to talk to you for being special and you're congratulating me thank you I'm special very very special okay the same hallway it seems like why are there two doors it's just bothering me even like little things that don't mean anything are confusing me now okay okay okay okay Well at least that helped me.

I found something by accident, which is always nice. What is this? Good. I'm going to have to find something that links to this to get an item. I guess that's what he was teaching me without being direct about it. Oh, we have it. another cube plotter align it wait how do I do it? how do I look at this oh it's a little bit missing I see it I see it I just got it okay there we go I'm okay that's very confusing and now we can make this a cube, Jesus, buddy, yeah, okay, now what do I need this for? this?

Of course, okay, cool, oh, stairs on the other side, okay, okay, that should work. I was wondering how the hell I'm going to jump on that, but. This game always finds a way to annoy me. Now I keep pulling these. It's my way of taking that game even if I don't do anything. OK. Go out. Is there something on the poles? No, I guess I just have to have a perspective from up there. So maybe I can go back and get that box, aha, there we go, yeah, the little frame stays there etched in this game.

It's amazing, incredibly frustrating too, but it's very well done, oh hello friendly voice guy, hello my name is dr. glenn pierce, yes, I remember that. You are very reassuring to give you a quick update on where you are we still don't know oh well aren't you useless? Okay, is this a bishop? I think it might be a bishop. Okay, I found a box and now I'm just going to jump. up here if you let me ok oh thank God you are here bishop forgive me father for I have sinned take me out of this hell oh you are in a bishop you are a king oh he made a hole in the wall although that is great, I go out, I go out to run away, oh, It is the excellent doctor who does not know where I am.

Hello, my name is Dr. Glenn. Yes, he stops introducing you. I know you should also find a variety of emergency exits. signs that should lead you to them the exit signs lead me to nothing nothing I don't know if that fire the things are like collectibles or I just keep lighting them I knew as soon as I saw the moon it was like me I'm going to be able to catch that there's a little thing there a small radio yes I know my name is dr. glenn pierce please do not interact with anything that seems psychologically significant to you oh it may be too late if you see your parents please punch them in the face as

hard

as you can and immediately run away.

I just needed an excuse. I will, but after I finished playing this game, I found the exit door okay, so we'll put it there and then we'll just walk. through a fantastic wait, I could take my moon with me, I like that moon, thank you, it's okay, alone in the elevator with my moon, oh my god, even the cargo bear is tripping me, why can't you Just give me a little break? ​​Okay, I woke up. Of that nightmare, I know it's just a continuous nightmare, but I'm used to that in my life. I think I'll leave it there, but I really enjoyed it.

If you want to see more, I'm more than willing. Playing is just as fun, awesome, and frustrating just because you feel like you're being cheated. To be fair, it's not

hard

to make a fool of me, but they're really good at it, but yeah, I really hope you do. I enjoyed it, please leave a like if you enjoyed it and I appreciate you watching overall so thanks for that and I hope to see you next time, bye for now.