A First Person Shooter but it's a christian gameJun 08, 2021
Hi friends whats happend? My name is Kevin and today we are playing a catholic fps. Yes, you heard me right. the sense that they are just running around the city is that jesus must pray to the lord that he can give you the strength to enter the catacombs of rome and free you dear jesus please let my pc be powerful enough to run this
gameso that i can enter the catacombs What difficulty should I be on? I mean, I'm a good Irish Catholic pie, so I'd say easy should be fair. what are you talking about? what are they looking at? are you talking to each other? what you do i love i absolutely love everything alright l let's try to get in here ah key of course what are the controls oh can i change these ok look up he's home jesus christ they didn't this easy oh i have to walk on it ok that makes sense what are they? are you looking, yeah, what are you looking at, what are you looking at, yeah, what are you looking at, what are you looking at, the door has been opened, oh, perfect, are you okay?
Thanks Santa, what are you looking at? That was fun anyway guys see ya next time thanks so much for watching just wanna give a quick shout out no ok we'll try that rather you made me load auto save look quick save now I just have to start again, let's try newbies. maybe i'm not much of an irish catholic guy how come he sounds like he's there? Hey, who are you? as if he came from the wrong side. quick jesus christ oh let go of me i am the catechumen i am not eva n i know what that means what about a donkey you don't know where the sound is coming from because it just plays from a seemingly random direction never the direction they are facing , the lord who will dwell in your tabernacle, I did not.
I got to read it, but no lord had said that apparently he is pious to himself. I am missing out on a valuable education. Here I can see the door. just get stuck I don't know it's kinda scary the way they move oh wait I think I turned them into devout Catholics with this ok brilliant oh this is not the key here dammit oh , better, oh, I'm delighted. you like to hear about the lord our father god almighty i am the best jehovah witness he ran to try to close the door like oh no no other you won't come in but i got there all it takes is one foot in the door and i'll convince you I'll show the way there you go pray to me I'm your new lord subscribe subscribe why are we guarding this place while I'm here storming in front of it?
Oh my gosh, where did you come from? he is in this
gamei figure somewhere dont load me like that its really scary clearly its only meant to be played right mouse click walking wasd its just a failed form of movement when it comes to gaming that we have been dealing with. It's been years guys and it just doesn't work so let's just give up and accept our new lord and savior. Right-click to move. I don't even know what button it is to open a door because it opens so slowly. kind of break all the buttons and then it won't open there we go like what it is with that lag doesn't make any sense oh wait i came up with a good line wait wait wait wait say your sentences you get it i should be an action hero i hate the way they jingle when they run I'm pretty sure that door is just for I actually don't think things will open omg I think it says you're a pain in the ass or something and I really didn't expect that kind of language from a Christian game I know. this is like a
christiangame and all but i feel like the more i play the further i get from the light of god i don't know i feel better now i'm a devout catholic again now just something about that coming flame just got me thinking about jesus again i wonder how many monks it took to make this game imagine enough oh it's the simpsons jesus again give me a new weapon look this is exactly the same sword but a little gold bath now christening you are the best swordsman that ever was oh he's like a machine gun now be holy be holy you'll definitely be holy when I'm done with you one way or another the power of christ makes you good much better oh my god you're scared yo man this game is good oh there we go pressing e on it for about five minutes a while back but now it did something anyway this is the most fun i've ever had with this game i just want yellow jesus to come and save me that's it I'm stuck here and I can't get out, you know I have There's no problem with religion.
I'm not particularly religious, but why would they think this was a good idea? Let's appeal to the young because the young are strange. it was a new sword. I just realized that this game got me hyped for something that is actually kind of awesome. I didn't think that was going to happen. I know I saved three seconds ago, but I can't bear to even repeat three seconds. this game would help if everywhere didn't look exactly the same then i might find a way out oh here maybe yes the door has been unlocked i want to see yellow jesus again it's been a while man ok save the game. because i dont know whats going on im gonna be about to get kidnapped or something oh no its yellow jesus wait youre not yellow anymore youre white boring whats with these subtitles they just move to up and down until the next one comes along hey you are you are considerably more evil than I've been fighting so so far it's just been non-believers and gargoyle like what the hell I think that was too much for my computer I think I was about to find out god test too thats a shame you know what i think i think its a good ending actually i think uh i think i have successfully converted this game successfully changed me from catholic to atheist because no god would allow that this game existed no i'm just kidding i'm not criticizing religion give me a break it's a joke but i hope you guys enjoyed it and if you did i would appreciate a like if you haven't already you should definitely subscribe you know , v Become a believer and I'll see you next time.
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