A First Person Shooter but it's a christian game

Hi friends whats happend? My name is Kevin and today we will play a Catholic fps. Yes, they heard me well. I'd like to think this scene explains things, but not only is it mostly blurry, it doesn't add much. The feeling that they are simply running through the city is that Jesus must pray to the Lord to give you the strength to enter the catacombs of Rome and free dear Jesus. Please make my PC powerful enough to run this

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so I can enter the catacombs. What difficulty should it be on? I mean, I'm a good pie Irish Catholic, so I'd say easy should be fair.

Are you serious? Walking forward is the right thing to do. Okay, this will take some getting used to. What are you looking at? What are you talking about? What are they looking at? Are they talking to each other? What are they looking at? What are they looking at? What are they looking at? What are they looking at? What are they looking at? you're doing it, I love it, I love it, okay, let's try to get in here, ah, key, of course, what are the controls, oh, I can change them. It's okay, look up, it's home, Jesus Christ.

They didn't make it easy, did they? Oh, I have to do it. just walk on it okay that makes sense what are you looking at? Yeah, what are you looking at? What are you looking at? Yeah, what are you looking at? What are you looking at? The door has opened oh perfect, are you okay Jesus? Thank you. Santa, what are you looking at?, what the hell?, well, that was fun anyway, guys, see you next time. Thanks so much for looking. I just want to give a quick shout out. No, it's okay, we'll try more. Okay, you got me, load the autosave. look quick save now I just have to start over let's try being a newbie maybe I'm not a big Irish Catholic guy how come it sounds like he's there hey who are you? like it's coming from the wrong side oh my god oh go broke it stinks that way what you're blinded by god i can run fast jesus christ oh let me go i'm the catechumen i don't even know what that means what something about an ass you don't know where the comes from sound because it simply plays from a seemingly random direction, never in the direction they are, Lord who will dwell in your tabernacle.

I couldn't read it, but no gentleman had told him that there is something divine for himself that I am missing. valuable education here i can see the door just let me through hey he immediately forgets about me when i turn the corner oh no they just get stuck idk it's a little scary the way they move oh wait i think the I became like devout Catholics with this is very brilliant oh this is not the key to here damn it oh well better oh I'm delighted would you like to hear about the lord our father almighty god I am the best Jehovah's Witness that has ever run to try it? and close the door like oh no, not another one, you won't get in, but I'm here, all it takes is one foot in the door and I'll convince you, I'll show you the way, there you go, pray for me, I am. your new lord subscribe subscribe why are we protecting this place while I'm here barging in front of it oh oh my god where did you come from oh they overpowered me oh I forgot to save Jesus Christ well yeah you know he's in this

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I imagine somewhere don't charge me like that, it's very scary, clearly, it should only be played with the right mouse button, walking, wasd is just a failed form of movement when it comes to games we've been testing for years guys. and it just doesn't work, so let's abandon it and accept our new lord and savior.

Right click to move. I don't even know what button it is to open a door because it opens so slowly that I tend to break it. all the buttons and then it doesn't open there we go like what is it with that delay it doesn't make any sense oh wait I thought of a good line wait wait wait wait say your prayers, do you understand? Should be an Action Hero I hate the way they jingle when they run. I'm pretty sure that door is painted. In fact, I don't think things are going to open up. Oh my god, I think he says you're a pain in the ass. something like that and I really wasn't expecting that kind of language from a Christian game.

I know this is like a Christian game and all, but I feel like the more I play, the further I get from God's light. I don't know. better now I'm a devout Catholic again something about that flame coming made me think of Jesus again I wonder how many monks it took to make this game imagine quite a few oh, it's the Simpsons Jesus again give me a New gun, look at this one, it's Exactly the same sword, but with a small gold plating. I now christen you the greatest swordsman who ever lived. Oh, it's like a machine gun.

Now be holy, be holy. You will definitely be a saint when it's over. one way or another the power of christ compels you much better oh my god you scared me man this game is good oh there we go pressing e on that about five minutes ago but now it did something anyway this is the Lo I have had the most fun with this game. I just want yellow Jesus to come and save me. I'm trapped here and I can't get out. You know, I don't have any problem with religion. I'm not particularly religious. myself, but why would they think this was a good idea?

Let's appeal to youth because youth is strange. Oh holy pog. I wish I had a Jesus spinner next. Oh, I thought it was a new sword. I just realized that this game excited me. about something that's actually pretty awesome, I didn't think that was going to happen. I know I just saved like three seconds ago, but I can't stand even repeating three seconds in this game. It would be helpful if everywhere didn't look the same. Exactly the same, then maybe I can find a way out, ah, here, maybe yes, the door has opened. I want to see yellow Jesus again.

It's been a while. Well, save the game because I don't know what's going on. I'm about to get kidnapped or something oh no it's yellow Jesus wait you're not yellow anymore you're boring white what's up with these subtitles? They just move up and down until the next one comes, oh oh, you're considerably more. bad I've been fighting so far it's only been non-believers and like gargoyles what the hell I think that was too much for my computer I think I was about to discover proof of God too that's a shame, you know what? I think I think it's a good ending, I actually think that, uh, I think I've successfully converted.

This game successfully changed me from a Catholic to an atheist because no god would allow this game to exist. No, I'm just kidding. I'm not bashing religion, give me a break, it's a joke, but I hope you enjoyed it and if you did I would appreciate it if you gave me a like, if you haven't already you should definitely subscribe, you know, become a believer and I'll see you next time. thanks for watching bye