7 Extinct Animals We Wish Were Brought Back to Life

There are some

extinct

animals

that definitely need to be resurrected. Let's talk about that mythical good day. Thank you for making us part of your daily routine and for inviting your friends to do the same. Okay, most species of

animals

that have ever done it. They existed they are

extinct

, that's how it works, you come into this world and then you die, sorry, everyone deals with it on a species level, yes, even in all individuals, but occasionally there is a species that I am like a bull if the we would bring

back

. Some pretty incredible things could happen, so I've made a list of what I now want to keep in mind.

I want you to keep something in mind. Most of these animals on this list became extinct because of humans. Now I want all these animals to come

back

. but my theory is that if we

brought

these animals back they would probably take advantage of exploitation by people like always, like we like to do with animals, you know, we would like to use animals for entertainment. I don't exploit our consumption and so I'm just going to eat animals, yeah, on a couple of things that could happen if we

brought

these animals back to

life

, which could happen, the first is the laughing owl, the laughing owl, aka like the laughing owl or the white face towel was an owl found in New Zealand in 1840 recently.

I had never heard of this, but the last one was found dead in Canterbury, New Zealand, on July 5, 1914. You know who laughs last. He is not a laughing owl. because they're extinct I can't laugh oh he's gone he's gone for the last time he just laughed last he's the last laughing owl that's good whatever I laughed I put that on a t-shirt apparently he sounded like a crazy man laughing that's what the owl actually says well, how about that? Okay, try here. I think if we brought this back, the rich would use it. Rich people with a bad sense of humor would use it to laugh at their jokes.

It's okay, for example, to go out. knock knock who's there Doris Doris who did Doris lock up that's why I'm ringing the signal the owl might not be okay I think this is my favorite on the list number two the giant sloth now you know what a modern sloth looks like yeah this one thing was four tons and 20 feet tall from head to tail and it was a slow-moving plant eater, you know, but it was a sloth, so it was totally harmless. This thing would make a great pet. I'm just saying that I think there are people who would give this to spoiled children.

You know, Tommy, go play with your giant sloth, he can't hurt you. Now you do it, you give it to a spoiled tongue and then this house will be smaller. Why not? he moves faster, something like this is going to get worse, okay, how about the dodo bird? When you think of extinct animals, you think of the dodo bird. My mom used to use this often to refer to stupid people. He is a dodo bird. She had said that because They would become extinct, well the reason they had a reputation for being stupid was not because they were stupid, but because they basically adapted and evolved on an island apart from humans, so here they are, they are not afraid of them at all. absolute to humans, so when humans appear.

There is only one fat flightless bird that is like a human. I don't care and of course they look like something you want to eat so humans just go up there and cut off their heads and then fry them which is exactly what I think I would do. If you could bring them back, someone with an entrepreneurial spirit would open the Kentucky Fried Dodo Bird and I have to admit, he would probably go there. I mean, I'm human. I like chicken. I imagine a chicken like this. big would be even better. I'm staying out of this, golden toad.

Okay, the golden toad lived in the cloud forests of Costa Rica. This thing was discovered only 50 years ago and it hasn't gone away, huh, by a guy named Jay Savage. Very strange he thought that he had actually found something that a prankster had put into nature because it had such a bright color that it was as if someone must be up here in the cloud force painting the Francks with oxide-oleum. I mean, I don't know. I don't know exactly why he thought that but he was convinced that he was a joker a joker had done this okay you know, you know frog painting joker but in 1989 they had not seen any of them and they believe that it is because of climate change the fact that that their habitat was basically altered and now there are no more, well, those are the pranksters, they had better things to do, like putting cellophane over toilet seats and, you know, painting under bridges, those are graffiti artists, that's not really an artistic expression of prey. oh sorry, it's called tagging link, not on Facebook yet, but it died like a frog, they were painting frogs, you know, you moved on.

Seriously, I think if you brought this back, this is the kind of thing a rapper would have like a terrarium inside his house, it's like you seen my golden finger, baby, you know, and it's like come to my chair . I could see Kanye West would have one of these next to him as a marble conference table, yes the Irish deer or elk, this is the bigger deer. It was once amazing from Ireland to North Asia and Africa, about seven feet at the shoulder and listen, the antlers were 11 feet wide by 11 feet wide, this thing was obviously hunted to extinction by humans and I think that if you were to bring In this back room there would be quite a few of these heads adorning the mantels of many homes in the southern United States, oh yes, my father-in-law would have to take down the three deer in his living room to make room for that thing a big deer you could imagine that but he would do it and I could you could you could put the kids there to sleep like beds boom there's an idea of ​​you carrying things up there the stellar like this is alive the stellar sea cow now you I've seen a manatee right , this is essentially actually, I haven't seen it in person, would you like to.

Oh, you didn't swear that time in Florida I went swimming with Eric and Wayne, you didn't go, I swam with the manatees. Man, it was one of the best experiences of my

life

. I hate that you missed that. Well, if they bring back a giant, when I'll be sure to show you. I am not personally responsible for bringing them back. Those are the scientists. It's not just a bigger mess, he's Cal, oh how fancy, this thing is bigger, I mean 30 feet long. Can you imagine a manatee that is 30 feet long only to be wasted ten times over?

It's called stellar, not because it's stellar, but because it was discovered by a guy named George Stellar ooh, the hate, you know, your expectations, but I think this was brought back, there would be a family sunset cruise with sea cows with the motto "Just a sea cow towards the sunset, but they go underwater, the whole family I have to support." without anger you would be like you were sitting there would be a ride hello they ride like they are a foot under water so it looks like a family in single file just floating on the water walking ready sir.

Can you imagine having a photo of your family on the back of a cow? In fact, I might start with that if we bring this back. I guess I'm turning into the evil person now that I'm thinking about all the financial opportunities I can exploit. animals and finally a giant bird yes this is the magnificent Argent Tavis look at this thing this is the largest flying bird in recorded history now humans are not responsible for its extinction this thing lived in the Meo canto of the NiO scene what that just means a long time ago before humans messed up or a long time ago and this is a feathered bird yeah, not like a pterodactyl right, so this is a reproduction of what this thing might have looked like.

This is not like a specimen that was found with a wingspan of up to 75 feet 26-foot wing area, which is a little smaller than a Learjet, it's like a crow the size of a jet and this thing is believed to have killed prey as big as a cattle in one fell swoop, you mean a cow, yes, like cattle or cattle. or a cow, a heifer could have killed a horrible heifer, a bovine now I think if this thing came back, you could train it to poop in certain places now a bird shit on me before, like on the beach, can you imagine? get shitted on by something the size of a Learjet, you'd be completely covered if you could find a way to train this bird to shit on your enemies or as a prank from your prankster Franks Turkey and you're not busy painting. golden toads in the cloud forest from Argentina to Costa Rica, could you do this hmm, some kind of want to harness birds for war, is basically what you're saying if you think I missed an extinct animal that should be brought back to life and exploited by humans because that's what we do so put it in the comments also thank you for liking this episode and you can support the show by getting a free trial of Netflix and Netflix comp slash rhett and Link do you know what time it is Kelly is Friday, that means we have another episode of our Ear Cookies podcast this week.

Our guest is Michael Gallagher from Totally Sketch Yes and click on Good Mytical More where I understand that there is an honorable mention extinct to find animals that should return totally extinct. aside, possibly the rhett fish link out of the water hmm hmm amen, there's like a giant sea cow over here. I'm going to go see if I can ride it. Yes, you should ride off into the sunset with your family down here. I'm diving, uh, okay, you, him. diving deeper than I thought, it would be okay down there, buddy, hey, buddy, hey, buddy, it seems to be submerged, blow some bubbles, blow some bubbles, if you're okay, you're not supposed to blow bubbles, so I gotta To catch you, blow some bubbles. if you're okay I don't see any bubbles I have to go cut it out oh this was a lot easier than I thought it would be how was that sea cow ride buddy?

Do you think we should invest in it? A little overrated, there is no sunset anywhere. be seen where is your family oh god that baby is born that mom is going to be scared I had a furry one Bob what do I do I don't think we are badmouthing but that's what she would be thinking her husband would be Bob oh is our postman Harry okay here, yes?