7 Cute But Evil Animals

Cute

animals

are problematic, let's talk about that mythical good summer and these divisive times, people need an escape from the atrocities of the world and one of the most common peaceful retreats for the layman is binge-watching. Videos of

cute

animals

will consider your calming digital utopia. Yurt fire bombed by the truth because

cute

animals are actually

evil

, it's time to can we find out the

evil

deeds of these super cute animal breeds? Alright, link, come and see the magic combination board. It is safe? Oh yes, unless you're allergic. to magnets I love magnets, okay, I love it when we stand up, yeah, oh, that may have been a trap, oh well, I don't think it was okay anyway, but I have seven completely disgusting facts about how magnets evil animals can get well.

I'm going to read a piece of information and you will take one of these cute animals. You have nine to choose from. There are only seven facts and you will place them next to the fact and then when you are done put them all together. I'm going to give you one, I'll tell you how many you got right and then you'll get a chance to change, okay, okay, you get how many you were looking for so you get it right if you get four or more. true, it should really happen that you will get your own stuffed animal that you will feel very different about after this game.

Oh, really okay, here's the first one. This adorable animal will willingly eat a human face and continue to devour said human alive. until they die of blood hemorrhage oh, is it so cute? They will willingly eat human faces. You don't even have to order it to happily eat human faces. Ah, the best tactic here is to find out which of these animals will be able to figure it out. how to buy bath salts look at a dog's cute face now Jade licks my face all the time I don't know if that's a precursor to her eating my face, but I don't think so a dolphin is hard to eat a face under the water, trust me, it's not the water softener, that's a good point, right, huh, made you think twice, it has to be something he can actually bite and chew, wait, wait, it's just a kitten that's not just a kitten that is Ammar gay Oh what Margay Ammar gay is that an adult Margay or a baby mama I think they don't get much bigger than that, I think they are always cute and prepared, eight koalas can be fierce and I think They have teeth.

Okay, okay, I'm going with the oars logic, well I know they have teeth, but I think they have teeth sharp enough to eat a face. Well, I really meant, here's the second one. Our next creature is a surprisingly cute anaphylactic shock. That's what they produce. a poison from their elbows which they then mix with their saliva to severely poison anyone who tries to touch them with a single bite. A tender poison comes out of the elbow, yes, look at my wenis, yes, think about that, that would be me. I know like a damn superhero he didn't say touch it, but is it okay if I follow it?

I love it when people touch my wenis it doesn't have poison, yes, because I haven't licked it yet, raise the poisonous elbow, poison comes out of the elbow, yes. that's crazy yeah evil I don't think a pig has an elbow so mark that well swans don't have elbows okay penguins don't have elbows clownfish do have elbows interestingly but no There's poison in them, okay man, that's right, yeah. Okay, man, look at that thing, it looks crazy with its head tilted like it's possessed. I'm definitely thinking, I mean, look at the elbow. The elbow is hidden in that image, but maybe that was on purpose.

You don't have to move fast if you have poison coming out of your elbows, okay here's another one, this extremely cute animal is surprisingly the most aggressive of its kind and once ate a human toe while the victim was sleeping. Oh, remember, like the sleepovers we had, we weren't kids, you know, the first one. one who falls asleep gets his toe eaten aggressively and ate a human toe, how is it difficult to eat a toe underwater? It softens it, no I can't say that again, a human toe while sleeping while sleeping, why would a dog eat a human toe? and why would a human toe be around one of these strange cats?

Now you're thinking about one of these weird cats because I think so. I mean, these are my only two viable options right now and I have to say this wild cat sneaks up and They're like people's tents and they start eating people's toes. Well, these little beauties use an adorable hunting tactic where they perfectly imitate the sound of their prey dying young and when the panicked mother rushes to help, that's when they attack and kill her. You're so into it, it sounds fun. That's why every time I hear my children cry. I'm not going to help because it could be a trap.

You are insane. Mhm, kids are tough. Matt. It's okay, he will cry. emotions and let them out when we are adults. I'm just trying to figure out if I know that a swan is a demented creature. I also think they are vegetarians. Where do you get your animal fat data dot-org oh yeah? I think you should go to the facts about animals, calm down. Oh, Swanzey, be serious. I think if a swan ate like a little fish or something or an insect, yeah, yeah, you're probably right, dolphins are so smart, this is such an insidious technique.

I think you have to have a lot of intelligence to do it. Well, we all love heartwarming stories of cute animals being helped by good humans, but don't help this cute animal. They are aggressive and once pulled a man out of his boat and attacked him until he drowned, there is a boat involved yes yes and to be fair the animal the man was trying to steal this animal's wallet as well which was justified, hold your ground, you know that kind of thing hmm, I think it's probably a water-dwelling creature, yeah, huh. So you think a swan could eat a man.

I don't know why you don't go to animals that have organs, find out, but how is the house? NEMA, dad was going to eat a man. He didn't eat a man. He attacked him until he drowned. Okay, so I think it's a lounge. Okay, because swans go crazy. Scary. Have you ever had a pig look at you? Yeah, look away, man. Okay, they are scary for the first six months of their survival. These baby animals have to stimulate their mother's cloaca. A responsible hole. for urine, feces and reproduction and eat their poop straight from the group that reminds me that I should call my mom or eat the mother's feces, yes for the record, the cloaca is my favorite Kardashian, I just thought I should remember that I think I know this is a koala.

You think you know, oh, my round of changes. I think I know that koalas eat poop. I'm going to put this here and then something else has to eat the face. Yes, so you should put a placeholder that you can remember. trade with koalas there's something that rhymes with koala something up there that rhymes with koala come on clown Wow oh okay omg okay here's the latest link, this famous and cute animal does what any of us would do in times of stress if the dominant female dies in her group the male will develop female genitalia and mate with his own children they will also eat their weak babies it is a complicated grief response so a female becomes a female and then mates with his own children oh, this is also the exact scenario that will play out on this season of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta I have sources I think I've heard of dogs doing this oh yeah, yeah, this isn't dogs, it's not pigs, it's not penguins Oh, do you think?

I may have done something wrong, yeah, maybe man, how do I move on? I'm trying. I can't imagine that any of these animals have the ability to change sex. That's what's so crazy, except maybe the clown. I think I think my guess will be. Clownfish so for now I'll just say yes sure dogs can change sex mm-hmm and just to be clear it's specifically a Datsun I thought you might recognize it given the fact that you have one that could help you in your change. around, oh you know, the old change, I call it change now for the summer, yeah, I could say these are the points, okay, I'll tell you how many you have, right?

I can change things, okay, okay, link you have. two right, okay, you need to get two more, but I didn't finish well. I can change things, oh no, I'm pretty sure koalas eat poop, okay, so I'll put it here, okay, and then I have no idea. Which of these animals changes sex, but the only one I think it could be is somehow a clownfish? I think that was in the deleted scenes of "Find Me Alright." Also looking for a place to put it on the board, but you know, okay, so happily eating human feces without faces.

Oh honey, because that would be the big difference about the dog. Human faces. That has to be something different. Now you know what I think it is. Damn pig, not this pig, but I think it's a much scarier version of a pig, okay and there are more options. I think I'm right about the poisonous elbows, the man, Dolph the dolphin, they are so smart they could do anything, fine. I'm going to settle here. Okay, this is my final answer, here we go, let's work on this happily eating humans, not feces but faces, right, it's a pig, this is how farmers dispose of each other, yeah, okay, there are no seasons of serious support it happens like a farmer falls into a big slasher pigs they will be reduced to almost nothing in a matter of minutes oh it happens it happens every year look it up on animal fat dot org and it makes bacon taste great poisonous elbows yeah, you're right, don't cry that naughty little cutie is insanely aggressive and ate a human toe, I don't know mother's grammar, but Dotson, yeah, your cute little Jade is just thinking about getting under the covers and yeah, eat toes, she hides between the sheets, yes, no, yes. serious man, you should stop putting a cage on her at night Wow no, I'll just wear chain mail and my feet oh she'll stay in bed, that's fine, but you have to write so far, okay, imitate, maybe sound to murder Margay, they specifically imitate the sounds of monkeys the baby monkeys that break monkey well they eat their mothers oh wow they make the sound of babies and eat their mothers you know what's cooler it's still okay just two true drown human man I'm probably this has been dolphins, shouldn't I?

No, you're right, it's okay, no, no, they're bad. Dolphins can do some awful things. I just don't want to talk about it, but they do really, really bad things to human women. and I'm not making this up, animal fact, look it up, but it is known that the Swan specifically drowns human men, okay, there are three of them, all you have to do is guess one more right and you will win your own stuffed animal and have the feces to eat from your mother, maybe I won't call her after all, eats your mother's faces and Lake's father eats and mates with the young, courtship, love, hip-hop and clownfish, well, it's not just right, They are five correct, you are an animal genius.

That's right, planet Earth to the rescue, this is what you win, yes, this is a man who turned into a woman and ate her babies, what is it? I don't know, happy Nemo day. I will sleep with this tonight and every night thank you for liking commenting and subscribing do you know what time it is hello I'm grunya this is Skully Noodle Mable and Winston everyone is Dashan we're watching good mythical days and it's time to spin the wheel of mythology I'm gonna have my toes in just a couple months man she's living dangerously I'm gonna steal that maple that's the color I'm getting next oh you're doing it again yeah click to See here some of the most evil things human children have ever seen and discover where the will of the mythical will land.

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