50 States Battle Royal! You State Winning?!

This is a 50

state

battle

royal

e, the rules are simple, I'm just going to pick a random

state

and then I'm going to pick a random direction and then that determines who attacks and where I'll do the series until I win my state of Idaho. So feel free to play along and support your own state. If you don't live in the United States, once I win my state, Idaho, I will be in other parts of the world, Europe, Asia, the Middle East, Africa, Oceania. I don't know all the other places, otherwise just pick a random state and hope it wins a good intro about Idaho, better win this time, go ahead and pick the state and put it in the comments, let's start spinning first in Virginia, oh, and they're heading northeast. that's so maryland it's virginia's revenge finally buddy virginia always gets torn apart by maryland it's kinda crazy how consistent it is and here we go maryland comes out from the beginning for the first time i think it only took four episodes oh florida going northwest kind of who Do you think that would be like that?

The arrow definitely points much further west than north, so I'll give it Alabama instead of Georgia because Alabama is still technically northwest of them and more western. It's a strange empire from Louisiana that goes straight south. Louisiana doesn't have a south turn again oh going straight east they do have an east and it's Mississippi Mississippi and Alabama just got shipwrecked man that sucks for them. The ooh Connecticut, one of the smaller

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, let's see if they can win even going northwest. I think it's New York, uh, CT, Connecticut, New York, super dead, ooh, North Carolina, stuck on the east coast, this game is going straight south, oh, it's so good, man, drive the Carolinas crazy on every game, they just want to kill each other.

I love it, there are probably like two of them. for two now north carolina okay indiana goes northeast okay so this is indiana i'm thinking the northeast is definitely michigan because it's definitely not ohio i think that's fair i'm so sorry michigan i think indiana has done this before i'm not going to lie me and oh kansas one of the previous winners i feel good spoiling it now because you guys don't know which video goes straight west very clearly Colorado rest in pieces my boy literal pieces and chaos Kansas chaos so they're showing up many empires right now, Kansas again.

What are the chances, friend, of going northeast? Okay, so Iowa gets away and Nebraska is definitely not the Northeast, so it has to be Missouri. Oh, that's a rip, it seems so strange now, especially compared to all the other empires, it's just a big rectangle basically, ooh, Pennsylvania. they can eliminate Connecticut, oh, it goes northwest, they don't have a northwest, they turn back to the south and west, and that's definitely Ohio, which definitely connected multiple empires. Now there are five touching, ooh, Florida, again, let's see where they go. They could take out Louisiana, oh, and they could be northwest, I think northwest of them would be Tennessee, right, Tennessee, it's pathetic, imagine being taken by Florida's garbage, ooh, Minnesota, where they'll go straight west, okay, so Minnesota has North Dakota and South Dakota, those wait. they rhyme minnesota north dakota south dakota that's funny, man, but it has them both facing west, but the arrow, if you look at it, points slightly more north, so I'm sorry, north dakota, I'm not sorry either , now you're a big part of minnesota mn still nothing on the west coast no way florida again for the 3rd time dude what are the chances of going northeast and that's definitely georgia definitely florida looks thick tho ooh Wisconsin, going southeast, where can they go?

That's the southeast. I don't really have a southeast unless we include michigan which in that case would probably be indiana, sorry indiana, not sorry either of course because apologizing is lame, that's good relationship advice, never admit it's your fault, wisconsin taking indiana and michigan, or sorry, no, wisconsin, it's wisconsin, oh it's so close to idaho it's hawaii, let's see where they go though, they're going northeast, definitely, texas, dude, texas gets screwed With every game, I wouldn't want to be a Texan right now, be dominated by Hawaii, it's funny because really, what are the chances, ooh? washington our first participant from the west coast and washington can attack idaho, so you better not, they can't go west, there's nowhere they can go west, but again, don't get to idaho, don't go , don't stay inactive, okay, you can't. go north, fudge, oh, i think it's idaho, fudge, southeast, oh, you gotta be kidding me bro, unless I count this little thing, but I think it would be unfair to Oregon, buddy, fudge washington, no, they got their revenge on the last video, oh my god, everything. the people who want to make europe and stuff got really sad and were condemned to make another video about the united

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ooh arizona ok they're not dead and they're heading northwest oh that's nevada dude rest in pieces literally or better said in fewer pieces because they're not separated now daisy this map is bunching up a lot now ooh nebraska look they can create their own empire or take over an existing one and head southeast oh that's definitely kansas nebraska , looking dense in the middle of the United States, ooh.

Alaska, I don't think they had to go last time, they just died, okay, I don't think they have a southeast, um, unless you consider Hawaii, but I don't think they have a northeast, they do have a northeast. i think that would also be arizona like the east would be hawaii the northeast would be arizona the north would be california so they just don't have another direction so sorry arizona ooh wyoming going southeast okay it's taking over nebraska without a doubt friend louisiana, they have an empire and could possibly even take over Florida and it looks like they'll go straight east, oh man that sucks for Florida, oh we have North Carolina going southwest, oh oh that's Louisiana, oh man, That's a big deal, brother, they died in North Carolina taking a big shot.

Wow dude who can just go southwest yeah there we go they actually only border New Hampshire so New Hampshire is probably screwed every time Main Main is selected which is probably a glitch in the system but at the same time New Hampshire. it has the same chance of killing Maine, so too bad, very sad for me, ooh, Illinois, they are dead, but they are going southeast of them, it is definitely Kentucky, once again forming another empire in the middle of a ton of others. I'm perfect, oh, tear, I just chose. kentucky sorry you're dead oh man again this time they're not limited to just new hampshire going straight south they can do that oh super they can and it's massachusetts oh illinois again now this is going to be interesting because they're smashed in the middle of a ton of empires, so they're going southeast, which means they're taking over North Carolina, so Illinois just got a big boost.

Oh, Virginia, Virginia, take down Illinois immediately. Oh no, they're going northeast. What would that be about Delaware? so it's not a huge amount of land gain but it's still land and I'm sure everyone who lives in Delaware is angry right now so it's a win for Virginia for sure ooh West Virginia West Virginia still dead-end to the sea, they are in a good situation. positioning in any other direction, it just doesn't look like it would kill them going northwest, okay, that's absolutely Pennsylvania, dude, Pennsylvania and Ohio now owned by West Virginia, the map looks shaky, oh Montana, going southwest, I think It's Idaho, super, which means Washington. so idaho and washington are now owned by montana ooh south dakota is still alive going northwest can they do that oh my god super can northwest is absolutely montana that's a big theft from montana only had an empire for one turn south dakota oh door from new jersey northwest what's northwest of new jersey oh it's in such a strange place oh I had this problem last time I think I just turned around again so I'm going to do it again well they can't go to the this one, well, at least that's a lot more. west so definitely uh west virginia is now new jersey hope this makes all the small states feel like they can really compete oh vermont vermont smashed into a few empires except of course they're going in one direction I don't think they can go going to the southwest, what is the southwest, definitely, Connecticut, definitely, Vermont, rising in power, oh, Minnesota, they own North Dakota, I love how it rhymes and they go to the southwest, which is clearly South Dakota, which also rhymes , ooh, California, they usually die before they can attack anyone going south. what southern california definitely alaska so here we go alaska just got taken over by california joining basically the entirety of southwest ca new mexico going southwest i think they can't do that at all yeah super they can southwest new mexico okay southwest I'm thinking it's Hawaii just because this island is right here, it's that fair, I think it is, at least I'm going to say it's New Mexico, oh, Wisconsin, going southeast, okay, so Wisconsin is up to here and then going southeast, I think definitely. be new jersey rest in peace it's new jersey i hope you just feel bad a lot my most sincere insults only to you oh vermont they have an empire it would be smart for them to eliminate maine they can go west not really and it's pointing further north too, so I'm not going to tell that, turn it again, okay, going straight north, I don't think they can turn it again, okay, you can't go that direction, you can't go south, though yeah, it's Well, that's Wisconsin, so Vermont looks nice. strong and powerful, oh Arkansas, going south, and the area was also slightly to the east, which is basically Illinois along its border.

Dude, Arkansas finally has some recognition. Oh Maine, Maine will try to kill Vermont I bet or possibly Rhode Island, Rhode Island is still there. there so they go southwest and yeah that's definitely vermont rip vermont you should have killed maine so now we're at a point in the game where there are only four more independent states we have oregon utah oklahoma and iowa, which for some reason oklahoma and Utah always seem to be independent, then we have California, Minnesota, Wyoming, New Mexico, Arkansas, Virginia and Maine all competing like great empires. Well, Virginia is pretty small, but it has three states.

Oh, Minnesota, okay, one of the great arbiters of the north is trying to extend south-southeast. in particular, oh that's funny, it's definitely Iowa, it's not like they're even taking over another empire, bro, it's just another little independent state, that's kind of funny, right there, not gonna lie, it makes me go , ha ha, oh, Rhode Island, no way, buddy, Rhode Island, it's going to kill. maine maine never killed rhode island going south, sure why not, they can't go anywhere else, no way buddy, what a rhode island from the shadows, bro, coming out and taking a big swath of land, ooh , California, let's see who gets them.

Going southeast, can you go southeast? I guess New Mexico likes it technically because Hawaii and everything too. It's definitely New Mexico taking over a bigger empire. Oh Virginia, one of the smaller empires, but they've definitely come this far going southwest. Oh wow, bringing out Arkansas. oklahoma, no way, dude, fucking landlocked little guy, going southeast, taking over fucking california, bro, oklahoma multiplying its territory by five times the size, oh and here goes Utah, another independent state going northeast , oh, that's definitely Wyoming, oh, that's a fat guy, Utah, so look at the map now. we have oklahoma, utah, minnesota, rhode island and virginia, all in the first six places, because then we have an organ here as an independent state, the only one left, oh, utah again, buddy, turn it, turn it now to the southeast Oh, that's Virginia, dude, that's a scam, no. road, utah again, buddy, no way, turn the arrow of doom, buddy, going straight south, no way, what's south of them, damn oklahoma, well, utah is huge, it's between top four now, oregon, minnesota, utah and rhode island, no way, we just had utah back, what.

It's the fourth time in a row you gotta be kidding me right now, buddy, where are they going south? They can't go south, there must be like three of them, it'll be one of the three, okay, going northeast, oh no, dude, I was really hoping for that. Rhode Island would win, no way, oh that sucks bro, you know, because I'm sure all the Rhode Island viewers never thought they'd win some kind of state

battle

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e just because of their size, look how far they came, dude , they arrived. what a top four, that's probably a world record for how good Rhode Island has been.

Going down to the top three Oregon, Minnesota and Utah, no way, no, man, what do you mean, brother, okay, going west, they can't go west, or it's going to be an organ? or minnesota and minnesota is much bigger and going towardsthe north and it's obvious which one is further north, dude, fudge rip minnesota utah, what to get the damn wheel five times in a row, what are the chances that bro has to be astronomically short so it's Utah vs. Oregon, dude, tour , turn, oh, show Oregon, turn the wheel, never mind though, I mean the arrow that goes west, that's it, buddy, that's the damn organ that wins it all, brother, I didn't see it coming for Be honest, here it is. our new

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