5 Creepy Things Kids Have Said

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Kristi is now saying she also wants another dog so at this point it's avoidable you're going to get another Datsun well I don't want a Datsun I want a miniature long haired poppy and dot mix oh god those colors They are different from Jade's.

What if you did? I mean those basically, that's a rescue. you look like Jade, yeah, look, I mean, when you get like the poppy tends to get shorter J - I love this, what you want, well, it won't be the back brother, you want the back problems, no, you want the hip dysplasia, that's what it is. everything's fine, I don't want that, but I mean, we pick up Jade and we put her in everything we take her down and she's become very queen, you know, she won't go up or down the stairs to go to our room, I like it have her stand downstairs and wait for me to pick her up and take her upstairs, which I like because I don't like her going up there and maybe peeing on the carpet in our room, so it's like a baby gate, but it's just look at her, she won't go up the stairs hmm or go down.

I know what she will do later in life when she is alone and goes off to college and then there are stairs everywhere on campus. Think about that for a second. You're going to match it. You're going to help her there. You have it every time she needs to enter her classroom. It's going to the bedroom. You have to call dad. Mommy. Yes. Think about these

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. I have a long term perspective on parents, I just figured she would always be there lifting it up and putting it down, that's what she thought she wanted me to lift, she'll lift a leg like that and look at me very Queenie.

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that happen to redditors and you know what i choose to believe are evil and

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or done yeah so no matter how cute a Boy, you can still do it. being downright evil and it's all for show, this is from the Reddit user, not Tom Petty's little girl, she was hugging her grandmother and being very sweet, she was about three at the time, then takes her face in her hands and brings his face closer to hers.

Don't tell us, then she tells him that she is very old and that she will die soon and then points to the clock in the room. Oh, in a few minutes, yeah, that's weird. Wow, and then what happened? Eileen, I don't know, she does. There is nothing. follow reddit user Mary and more Emma amore ma wrote is this all from a similar subreddit let's shout out the subreddit if this is what I work for at a preschool there is a small kitchen area in our classroom that the

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use during free time to play house or any pretend game you can think of there was a little girl playing with a doll in the kitchen, rocking it back and forth and singing to it, then she took the baby, put it in the toy oven and closed it the door slammed.

She turned around, looked right at me and said that sometimes bad babies go into time-out with the creepiest little girl voice I've ever heard before, smiling and boys, men, boys, boys these days are mean,

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have babies, finally let's put kids in horror movies often. I wonder what they tell the children. What does the director say to children in horror movies? Well, the kid, you don't want the kid to know that they're scary, yeah, no, I don't think you want to be. So it's like telling a child that they are funny. You have to be younger, the less the child should know about the premise of the movie.

Well, because to protect them or to get a good performance, oh, because, well, me. It's probably to protect them because the reason seeing a little girl in a dress outside your window is the scariest thing is because the level of irony is that it's at the peak of irony, so you don't want her to know that she's scary because then she stops being scary hmm when I was a waitress this is R dies when I asked her what she was doing her mom was in the bathroom for a minute she responded with a serious face. I like to kill things but mom says she shouldn't so I picked a hand because she can't scream ham. choose the hamburger choose the ham because she can't scream the stories are good screen question in the reddit thread the question was the parents read it what is the creepiest thing your child has said to you?

Here's another, okay, creepiest thing my son did. It was one day when I scolded him for misbehaving and he hit his head under the blanket. I pretended I couldn't find it. I said where is my little Carson?, he slowly lowered the blanket and with a murderous evil look said Carson is gone. I am rich. Oh. I'm sure he's possessed, as far as I can remember, we never met any Rick, but I never knew where he got the name. That kid goes places. Man, Rick is a good name to be possessed by Rick Mickey, this is. by Jill 32 my five year old son asked me last week what do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you check on me while I'm at school oh wow I mean that sounds like a parent's confession oh my gosh. that's from Jill 32 that's incredible he thinks his bad thing is controlling him like a robot well this school seems good to him he just wants to know what you see, see? you know my vision my field of vision because I know you are controlling me well, the last one I read was m.

I woke up to my four-year-old daughter's face, inches from mine, she looked fine. she in my eyes and she whispered oh, how do you respond to that? No, not today, no, if you want some screen time right now, um, I don't know, maybe, maybe, maybe the dad got sunburn, I mean, as dark and demented as my kids can get. Thanks to their father, they have never said anything like this. I work to do this. See Los Angeles or see a friend. point said a lot of disturbing things, he doesn't say disturbing things in private, he just does it for the cameras, he does it, he saw it, he sees how people react to it and then he starts leaning into it, so he says it for entertainment and I guess I mean it's very entertaining at home, but it's not this way, for some reason he just decided to do it on our show, he's saving it for the show, or for something else, like heinous acts, it would be a good, good story.

He is a good storyteller, although you know he has a good imagination. The creepiest thing my son did was one day I scolded him for misbehaving and he hit his head under the blanket. Keep going. I think I know where this was going. I pretended I couldn't. find him saying where is my little Carson, yes he slowly lowered the blanket and where the evil dead look said Carson is gone. I'm Rick, I'm sure he's possessed. We never met any Rick, as far as I can remember, not yet, that is. I never knew where he got that name.

Now, this is such a big interest because I think Rick is trying to get on the show twice. Ladies only own cars. We'll be here for a while, but our 48-hour flash sale won't. Hurry up and visit the legendary Punto store now and save before it runs out.