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5 Crazy Vintage Commercials (GAME)

Apr 09, 2020
(team laughing) (music plays) Today we're going to play a

game

where I get to watch some old

commercials

. - That's how it is. - But these are not simple advertisements. I'm told these ads are cheesy and horrible. I told him that. In other words, they are terribly cheesy. Well, those weren't other words. They are the same words, but inverted. Here's how this will work. I'll show you one or more clips from an old commercial. - Yes. - I'll show you parts where it's not immediately obvious what's being sold, because that's your job, Rhett. You have to guess what product is sold.
5 crazy vintage commercials game
If you match three or more of these, you will win one of the advertised products. Oh, I love the products. And you're going to want it. Hey, let's start this in 1992, buddy. Hey, that's why you said, "Hey," hey. - Beat him. - Oh yes, girl! (laughs) Okay, I have a lot to go on. It's okay, I'm not going to give you much. Is this an ad for... A, a knock-off version of Hammer pants, B, a cologne called Rap Musk, C, a beer called Hip Hops IPA... - What? - ...or, D, a new post-insult relief cream called Sick Burn?
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Oh, that would have been ahead of his time. Good. - Ahem. - What do you think, Rhett? Did he say, "Oh yeah, girl"? - She did. - Oh, yes, girl. She said, "Girl," it's okay. Maybe he's selling this to girls. What do girls like? In 1992? I don't know if girls would like Rap Musk. Unless you're going to buy it for your guy. Hmm. Girls wouldn't want the IPA beer. I'm making all kinds of generalizations and getting in trouble for it. Girls might love IPA. I'm just trying to figure out what tar was... the marketing people thought.
5 crazy vintage commercials game
Haters gonna hate. Uh, I think this is a knockoff version of the Hammer pants, man. Very good, A. Let's reveal the answer through the advertisement itself. ♪ I'll tell you about a new spray ♪ ♪ And, girlfriend, the name of this

game

is Rap Musk ♪ ♪ This is something new in your hand ♪ ♪ And just take a little of the hype, Rap Musk ♪ ♪ Rap Musk, It's so exaggerated ♪ ♪ I have it here, you can use it tonight ♪ - Yes! - Oh, you got me Rap Musk! Check it out. He has his hat on his side. Have you already used half? - Yes. - What have you been doing?
5 crazy vintage commercials game
Have you been musking it? It's pretty cool. Do you want some...? Yes, spray it in the air. - Uh-- uh-- - Rap Musk is broke. We'll have to approach it another way, my friend. You have to get three right. I'll pour it all over my body. You didn't understand it well. He is backed up by Flava Flav's sister, Smella Smell. Next, this ad from 1985 is out of this world, Rhett. Oh, yoo-hoo. Woman: Jimmy, open the door. - It must be cousin Willie. - Well. Hello. Cousin Willie? (Imitates the woman) It could be Cousin Willie. (imitates the woman) Cousin Willie. (normal voice) Because every time you have a cousin, you put "cousin" in front of his name when you refer to him.
This is known as the "Cousin Willie ad." For what product? Are they Reese's pieces? Mars bar? Low? Or NASA's Underoos copy with Uranus? - Get it? - Hmm. Yes, you are talking about crotchless underwear. - Well, buttless underwear. - Yes. What do you think? Now I remember seeing this ad. - This has a... this looks familiar. - Back in '85. This doesn't look like an underwear commercial. - This definitely feels... - Look at that expression on his face. It looks like a candy commercial. And Reese's Pieces had a thing for ET, right? So maybe Mars was trying to make that extraterrestrial connection with candy.
So I'm going to say B, Mars Bar. Alright, let's find out. Do you want some? He is a little blue man with big ears. He wants to share the Reese's Pieces with him. Woman: Reese's pieces? But mom, you have to see this little blue one. Look! Cousin Willie? Oh, of course. That's what always happens. Then you were wrong. It was Reese's Pieces. But you know what? Don't be too harsh on this ad. He went back in the '80s, before acting. Oh yeah. I remember those days. Rhett, you're not doing very well. Do you want this or not? - Well, I... - Do you want Rap Musk?
I don't think I need Rap Musk in my life. The following ad is actually from the stone age. Announcer: One of the wildest species that ever stalked this planet was the human animal. - Oh, wow. - Oh, face to face. Yeah, that's what I used to do. - The human animal. - When I saw the ladies, I crouched down. - You're out of the market. - They would crouch down towards me. That's how Jessie and I made eye contact for the first time. We made eye contact, crouched down, and have been together ever since. MMM. And?
We did other things after bending over. Is this an ad for... ...or FarmersOnly.com? This is strange, because I had never heard of Danner hiking boots. Have you ever heard of primitive agriculture? - Oh yeah. - Yes. But I had never heard of Danner hiking boots until two days ago I found myself looking at Danner hiking boots on the Internet and now they are in this game. What are the possibilities? That's weird! 100%. It can't be another cologne with musk, right? It probably could be, actually. I think it's another colony. I think this is the Coty Wild Musk cologne.
Alright, let's find out. Announcer: Wild Musk Oil for her, Coty Musk Cologne for him. One touch produces a thousand shudders. Coty Wild Musk: Use before stalking. It's surprising how similar it is that first time. We crouched down and then she touched me and I walked away. - Yes, you just returned. You have to play hard to get it. I thought you said, "Hannah Hart, what?" Hannah Hart was not involved. Alright, you finally got it right. Let's see another one. (music playing) (whistling) - Yes, friend. - Yes. "Yes, yes, yes. I'm glad to work here." Is this a commercial for... ...or irritable bowel syndrome?
First of all, if you're excited, you know, if you're being visually stimulated, as they call it, keep it to yourself. No... Don't be so obvious about it, you know? - Lower your tone a little. - Oh my God. Yes, what an idiot. I think I remember this commercial. - Oh, you do, right? - It's... It's Nair or Aquafresh. Hair remover... It looks like you would show... - Hair. - That area if you're talking about... No... Aquafresh. I think all women turn around and they all have long hair. What do you mean by "that area"? - The lower part of the body.
Hair remover. - Well. - As for the legs. - Well. I'm going to go with C, Aquafresh. Alright, let's see if he's right. - (music plays) - (whistle) ♪ Who wears shorts? ♪ ♪ We wear shorts ♪ ♪ If you dare to wear shorts ♪ ♪ Nair for shorts ♪ I saw a lot of lower body. (crew laughing) - Doing this. - Yes I remember. I should have followed my instincts. - Sometimes it does. - I can't... My instincts, and that's why I have Rap Musk. - No, you don't have it. - Stevie: Also, Aquafresh is a toothpaste. - Did I say Aquafresh? - Yes, you said Aquafresh.
You said they would have big hair. Oh, AquaNet! I was thinking about Aqua Net. Oh! I didn't know what he was talking about. -For a second you were thinking he was

crazy

. - Yes. - I thought you were... - Aqua Net! (moans) - It's okay. - The old confusion between Aqua Net and Aquafresh. As long as it doesn't happen in the bathroom. Okay, finally, let's visit a park in 1987. - Do you want to? - Yes, but I can't win the Rap Musk. - Then I have no motivation. - Okay, you know what? - If you understand correctly, - Yes.
I'll spray you with my Rap Musk. Oh, spray me! - Mike, wake up! Wake up! - Please get up. Oh my God. (imitates the woman) Wake up! Wake up! Is that Cousin Willie again? Cousin Willie in the park. Is this a commercial for... ...nutritional drink to ensure, - or euthanasia? - Oh my God. Oh, I have no comment on euthanasia. - Um-- - Smell-- Rhythmic smell. Make sure that the nutritious drink seems too attractive on the nose. That man is on a skateboard. Why would you put a man... an old man on a skateboard and tell him to wake up?
Because he needs a new pair of jeans? I do not think. Uh, I think he needs a Klondike bar. Let's look at the whole... Let's look at it. Well. No! Announcer: Jordache Basics. - What happened to him? - He has been injured. -Is he awake? - Yes I think so. -No, he's probably drunk. - We have to look for help! - I don't think we should move it. - Leave it down. - We just saw it! - Yes, leave it down. Give me your jacket. - Hurry! Hurry! - Mike, wake up! - Wake up! - Please get up. - Do something. - What are you going to do? -He is an old man. - Call someone. (girl murmuring) Will he be okay?
No! He's not going to be okay. None of you are going to be okay. This is not OK. To begin with, using Jordache is a mistake. That? I have no explanation and I am no longer well. - No. - That was just weird, but I want to wear denim. - It's okay, Rhett. - Let me spray you. You can... Well, try it. Because you won. - Here it comes. - It will not work. - Oh, he says... - No, he didn't come down. Smell... You can smell a little. Smells good. You didn't win... She smells exactly like my grandmother, Mama Nell. - Wow, we had...
Yeah, she... - Did Mama Nell use Rap Musk - all those years? - I think so. I did not realize? That? Thanks for liking, commenting and subscribing. Do you know what time it is. - Hello, I'm Tina. - I'm Selena. - And we are on a houseboat in India. - And it's time... Both: To spin the Wheel of Mythology. Click the link below to watch this episode from the beginning. And click the link above to watch us make the best salad ever at Good Mythical More! And to find out where the Wheel of Mythology is going to break...
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