$3000 Turbo Car Challenge - Moog's Car

works. My power window works. It's your toolbox falling over. Saab - "S double A B" - is like Saab aerospace in Swedish. How do you know all this? Dude, I love Saabs, right? Ahh, not really the legacy of expensive cars. A lot of people say I hate Mercedes or BMWs, all these different things. I think we have to remember that the R&D that the companies that introduced them floated over to all the other brands, like air bags and seat belts. I mean, these things weren't invented by Toyota. it's like that night I came from someone else that were premium items that eventually made their way to all these other cars.

They are building at a price, it's the same as this, it wouldn't have been cheap. No way, I mean, no. I don't know the original price, I'm sure someone would know, but when you buy a car with

turbo

, intercooler, air conditioning, ABS, heated seats like it's a premium vehicle, I think in In some ways this was Saab's heyday. , as if they were really popular. I remember when I was a child I saw them everywhere. I mean, I guess they're extinct. Have you ever been in one or driven one? No, I've never been to one. It's not slow when you search the internet for

turbo

cars under $

3000

that are manual.

You see that the fan speed does not control the fan. How do you do it? That, but that doesn't make any difference, you control it. with this Oh, that's good, that's really good, I don't get it Um, but yeah, when you search online for manual turbo cars for under $

3000

, not much comes up. It's one of those things that I think a lot of people don't like right now and I don't mean a lot of people I'm talking to, if you like Skylines, Minis, Bugs or any of those cool cars. Front wheel drive, imagine if it were rear wheel drive.

Oh, they would be everywhere. But it's hard to get. spare parts in Australia - you have to get them on eBay or you have to get them overseas. There's a place in Melbourne that supplies them with parts, it's not easy but so do people who are really interested in them and those three guys have a bit of a monopoly on parts which is probably why this one is so neat Because if you're going to use a car like that, you're going to take care of it, right? Yes it's correct. I mean, it's one of those things that you also have to be resourceful, you have to learn how to solve it yourself and, for me, my thing, as always, you know, is that I've had a slight interest in them and in The thing is, it's very cheap to give people an idea of ​​what it is like.

I think in Australia the average salary is $700 a week or something like that. Approximately. So, you know, save for a month and you can get one! It's kind of like, you know, they're cheap, so they are. But they are expensive because I am sure they will cost a lot to maintain and operate. What's funny about all this: You bought the car I thought you'd buy, and I bought the car I thought you'd buy? Yeah, isn't it funny? You know what I mean? I thought, I could have done something like this, something weird and dark and really nice.

But instead, I went in the complete opposite direction and bought something I would never buy. What is good. I am very happy about it. Well, I also bought something that, in a way, I would never buy. If we weren't doing this

challenge

, there is no way I would have purchased this. The thing is, I'll go faster because everyone I pass loses their mind and just falls. Oh, wow. Men and women. Everyone I pass by just says "OH LOOK!" and there's just underwear flying everywhere. Male with sexual specifications. That's true. He may win the race, but you will definitely get more offers for sex.

Isn't that why you build a car with sexual specifications? I don't know why they do it. I'm sure they call it sexual specification for a reason. I remember at Autosalon a few years ago someone had made a sex-spec Hiace van and had turned the interior into a strip club, including a pole. Do you remember that one? Yes. Now we have the battle of the sex-spec turbo Lancer against the Saab 900 Turbo. Like, literally, an old man, like a dentist's car. What a battle! Isn't that amazing? And honestly, if mine works, if I actually make mine work because I currently don't think it works.

Like his guts were falling out and stuff. If I can get to the point where it works again, I think it will be... it will be very interesting. Very, very even. Then I might have to fix my car. So there it is. That's the mighty Saab. The dominator The defecator. It's a racing car. It has pure European JDM cred. And he's going to destroy Marty: that's the definition of a nugget. Moog: My man's Evo is here. Marty: And not a pretty nugget, but a golden nugget. Moog: Oh, good. The nuggets are amazing. Marty: found in a river, or dug up from the ground.

Moog: We love nuggets. Marty: It's just an old Moog: So you're basically getting something that's held together with screws Tek Marty: Dentist's Moog: That doesn't even work, compared to something designed Marty: Weird car. Moog: by companies that manufacture airplanes. Moog: that's what's going to happen Marty: Not them... them Moog: ladies and gentlemen. You'll have a failed Marty: Moog: refrigerator on the ground versus a jet in the sky. Marty: They failed so badly that Moog: What would you rather ride? Marty: They don't even exist. Moog: Do you want to ride logs or fly there? Marty: They don't even exist anymore, you can't even buy one.

Moog: With a couple of nice stewards and a good pilot. Marty: How many Mitsubishis can you buy nowadays? Moog: and that's it. Moog: Could we stop talking if you want to listen to me? Marty: I don't want to listen to you at all? Marty: I don't want to look at your hideous, ugly car either. Moog: So... there it is. Moog: So there it is, it will be a Saab versus an Evo. It is not like this? Marty: Not really, it's not a real Evo. Marty: And it's not a really good car. Moog: It's the Saab against the Lancer Moog: and the Lancer will be dominated, of course.

Marty: No. He won't. Power to weight, Moog: In the next episode we begin the modifications. Marty: JDM, turbo. Moog: and, um, with minimal mod budgets Moog: we'll put together what we can find around the place Moog: And there it is, thanks for looking. Moog: It gets real in the next episode. Martin, thank you very much, your car stinks, man. Moog: But you're still a good guy, I still like you anyway. Marty: Can we go out right now and buy a Saab? Moog: ...yeah, I just did. Marty: Can you... Moog: I just bought one? Marty: Can you go buy a new Saab?

Moog: No need. Marty: Ohh, you can't go buy a new Saab because they closed because they're trash. Marty: I'm just going to go to the Mitsubishi dealership. Moog: No. No, no, it's okay. Marty: I'm going to buy a new Mitsubishi. Moog: Have fun with that man. Moog: Yes. Have fun with your refrigerator. And I'll be flying in the sky with all the beautiful ladies.