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10 Reasons Lifting is a Religion

May 01, 2020
Since I've been making these videos, people are always coming up to me and asking me: Hey Uncle DOM, are you religious? Actually, no, we didn't ask that at all, but the answer is still yes, I am religious, extremely religious and

lifting

is my

religion

. I demonstrate this by explaining how uprising and

religion

are basically exactly the same thing. Number one implies a place of worship in traditional religion. You have your church, your temples, look at your mosque. What did each one do? You sacrifice animals to whatever gets you there, but up. you have the gym the iron church this is a place where you meet with people who have the same beliefs as you to do exactly the same thing that you did here last week and sometimes he would ask you why you still go to church so when you die you don't go to hell you go to the gym so when you're alive you don't live in hell like a little yeah look in church number two you worship idols that are bigger than you and literally look like gods and you always talk to them and they never respond .
10 reasons lifting is a religion
Listen, you have a better chance of getting a photo of someone. What you do is get Arnold to respond to your Instagram comment. Block 3. Strange ritual practices in some religions. You cut the skin off his penis. drink in others you eat the body and drink the blood of your MVP in the uprising you drink mystical potions that give you the power of God although you have no idea what is in it number four you have strict dice that you must follow every day Father forgive me for these games that I am about to receive is reason but like religion this requires extreme discipline and sacrifice which are the only two words you know that are not related to the gym they are also the two words you use to describe any commitment crazy until you turn your body into a piece of hard, lumpy flesh, but even the most devout have their moments of weakness, which brings me to number five, number five, number five, sometimes you commit sins, a so-so religion, sitting among your beliefs,

lifting

sin, means between your body, which is the only thing you believe there is no sister number serious guilt is the motivator what keeps you on your toes positivity support goals ambition wrong guilt guilt keeps you on your toes if you feel guilty rabisu sex with premarital prostitute go to church you feel guilty about eating a Halloween candy go to the gym if you shame yourself relentlessly, how are you going to stop a piece of chocolate from turning into 100 percent body fat?
10 reasons lifting is a religion

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Couldn't you see only God can judge me and the rest of social media? to sleep I pray to the Lord these games stay on track men now prayer is all about inspiration you whisper some Welo into your hands and boom you feel like a million bucks you posted a blank photo and black of the face of a Lion with a text about how As much as you hate the sheep and the bull, you feel like the Beast and as if you prayed, you didn't have to do the number eight. Now this one is big. Everything you know is based on beliefs.
10 reasons lifting is a religion
You have no idea where sin originated and you have no idea. an approval, but guess what, you don't need proof, just someone bigger to show you what this is like, my children, brother, science number nine, nine, you go to war with anyone who doesn't share your beliefs, this is known as jihad in the gym, bodybuilders think. they are better than all the weightlifters think bodybuilders are a bunch of weak pretty boys you got cletus thinking macro counter there is a group of liberal heathens the smadi are the obsolete surveys reserved for marriage and addicts to the juices are the coke addicts Guido with a cross tattoo and everything no one can agree on the best STDs, but one thing is for sure: everyone is wrong except you, number 10.
10 reasons lifting is a religion
Lastly, you probably see this one coming; there is some kind of sacred text. Now this is your go-to source for the answers you already know. knew the answer to why waste time learning new things when you can just repeatedly strengthen the knowledge you already have, isn't raising up all about puppies that God dawns with Jesus? Subscribe to the news on my YouTube channel talking about the Bible slowly. Now I know many of you have been asking for good news for those readers who can't even. I am currently recording the Bible slowly for audible. Speaking of audible is me with an ad now even though I am now a published author and the best.
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