10 Products That Will Help You BREAK OUT of Jail!

"Put that stupid bib-looking thing on me, I'm going to rap." I'm going to rap! They say, *weird rapper sounds* God's plan, God's plan Alright, Tanner, here we go. Come, do you want me to let you do this so you don't ruin your hair, or do you mind? I really don't care, man. My hair is already receding, so... Oh, wow. This is annoying. Looks like I'm going skiing, dog. Matthias: There you go! Tanner: Wow, I've never felt so unattractive in my life *unattractive sounds* Try to bite me, buddy. Oh, I can still bite! You, Matthias: You can bite me completely.

Although it would be more difficult because you could get out of there. Because the teeth can't grip as well, you could slip out of there. You can make a hole in it! Tanner: That's what I'm trying to do. It's okay, don't

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... oh! Now stick your tongue in to make the hole bigger! (Uh what?) Tanner: Honestly, there's nothing more demoralizing than this right now. Honestly, it feels like your head is losing circulation. Take it off real quick, let's see if that's the case... Tanner: If you don't love me in this... You don't deserve me in this.

That's funny, I rate it as "imprisoned." Personal admission kit. That? Save time and money with Bob Barker grooming kits. This is like...they know they're going to

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and they buy this in advance? Or when they admit someone, this is what they give them? Let's see what they got. Actually, let's see what Amazon has. Ok, here we go, personal hygiene kit. Much of a muchness. Add to Cart! Tanner: You're ADMITTED. Let's see what we have. Nice! I feel like I might want this when I go on an Airbnb trip. It's like you bought a bunch of these and now I don't have to pack.

Amanda might say, "Did you pack your bags?" And I'll be like, "Yeah, I just got my prison intake kit." Because it looks legit, right? I mean you have roll-on antiperspirant. I mean, it says "fresh scent" right there, so it's okay. It smells like prison. We have toothpaste with anti-cavity fluoride and a face and body soap, so what is in it is just a bar of soap. Don't drop it And... a knife I think you turned this into a knife, right? Tanner: Hmm, maybe? So yes, this can definitely

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you escape from prison. So most likely this is not included in the prison kit.

Because if this was included in a real prison kit, I mean, it has to... just on the wall, just by shaving it you can make a razor. So tell me, what do they include when brushing their teeth? Tanner: So they actually include this. And I want you to practice trying it. Oh, you put it on your finger! And then you brush your teeth. Wow, that's actually very clever. Wow! It's so soft! That feels so good Tanner: he uses his to brush his beard in prison, that's how committed he is to his beard. Aight, so we have a comb here.

This comb is flexible and amazing. I'm sure you can probably figure out how to make a razor out of this. I'm sure many people have tried it. Tanner: Yes, I imagine cutting the bristles. Matthias: Cut the bristles and just shave them. It's loose, but I'm still... I think you can still stab someone. Maybe not through clothing, when it's this floppy disk. Oh yeah, that's it Tanner: That looks better Matthias: That's good It's coming out a little... ow! You see it? Tanner: That looked... not good. Matthias: That wasn't good, man. I mean, I'm going to rate it as bay... like "released." Bob Barker stretch slippers, multipurpose.

Oh, that's good, you know, so you don't have to walk barefoot. You can have some cute slippers to walk around your cell with Tanner: Wait, have we addressed the fact of why Bob Barker, why he went from The Price is Right to selling prison stuff? This is not the same Bob Barker. Tanner: Isn't it? Matthias: Is it? Tanner: I think so. Maybe he'll just say, "Hey, for my fellow inmates, some shoes for you." I don't think he's the same guy. I would be very surprised if he was the same guy. Well, the elastic upper provides a comfortable and snug fit.

Flexible rubber. I get it Yes, I get it, let's see if they have any on Amazon. They sure do! Would you use these? It's like a sock with a sole. Tanner: Yeah, I would use that Add to Cart. It is actually a sock with a sole. I love Rubber sss... rubble s... rubble Rubber sole sneaker! Honestly, it's not bad. It seems like it would be an even better idea than socks or slippers. It's just a kind of fusion between the two. Honestly, I love this. Wow, that's still much, much more of a failure. WOAH *Tanner laughing* You have little baby feet, buddy.

They're so comfortable though Tanner: They're actually so comfortable. I

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never wear a different shoe. I do not think I can. This is how it should be Toms. This is so cute, man. Although it looks like you're walking around in socks. Yes, it is and that's how it feels. Matthias: But then you can be like BOP! I

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say, "rescued" maximum voltage double hit stun gun - rechargeable with LED flashlight. Well, that can definitely

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you escape from prison, no joke. I'm not trying to help people escape from prison; If anything, I'm giving them bad advice to stay in prison because they're stupid.

I just realized that there might be... I myself might have some moral qualms about this video. What am I doing now, friend? Let's change the subject and say that cops are awesome Tanner: We never said they weren't Matthias: We never said they weren't, but... Tanner: So why are we changing the subject now and saying that? Matthias: It's not about shifting gears, it's just that maybe I thought, "Oh, these will help you escape from prison!" But then I thought, "Yeah, but that's bullshit, dude!" The cops do a lot of work putting those idiots in prison. Add to Cart These things always trip me up.

Tanner: Police officers? No, the Taser thing. Tanner: Oh yeah. Look at this, you have a little flashlight there... I just don't want to press the wrong button. Ok, that's the flashlight. Wow, that's a powerful flashlight too. Where's the power button for... I hate these things, man? Because they make me like... Tanner: You're nervous about pressing the power button Matthias: I'm super nervous Tanner: I think it's that slider. Matthias: You think I... that... oh, there you go. Tanner: Dude, Tasers are always so loud and I've been shot with a Taser from your channel. Not from you. Matthias: I know, Gunner did it.

Do you trust him more than me? Tanner: No, it's just Gunners, the king of doing stupid things. So I might as well let the king of doing stupid things do stupid things. Matthias: Yes, okay. Tanner: You know, I don't want someone who's really cautious to do it because then it might be too 50/50 to do it all the way. While he will see it through to the end, I'm guaranteed to get an experience. Very well, I will not be cautious! Matthias: Wow, this, this is... Tanner: Wow, that's so powerful. This is one of the most powerful I have seen.

That's crazy, look at this, that's intense. Yeah, I mean this would definitely put someone in line Tanner: And he has a flashlight! Yes, and a flashlight. Wait, did I get it? That's bail, buddy. Released on bail. Before we move on to the next product... *strange accent* beforwegetintadanexprodudiggadi Before we move on to the next product, a big thank you to Josh Yen for saying, "Tanner, please don't seduce Matthia..." what? "Please don't seduce Matthias. He makes us feel uncomfortable." Does he make you feel, does he make you feel uncomfortable? What about you? How do you think he makes me feel?

Tanner: Super happy! No, the price is wrong Tanner: Dude, that's where he was going to go. Men's Speed ​​Stick Diversion Can... "Diversion Can". It's like the words aren't used correctly. Speed ​​Stick Diversion Can for Men Safe Stash Okay, so it's like a Diversion Can. What is a diversion can? Tanner: Does it say "diversion can" or can it be stored safely? That's what I'm saying. I don't know if it's a diversion can, because you can put things in a can. Tanner: Deflection can! Oh, what did you just do? That was a load of fun! Tanner: Gotcha! Matthias: That was also very loud.

Totally like fun! Tanner: Gotcha ;) Alright, check this out, man, that's cool. Tanner: I don't know why you would have money in prison. matías: what do you mean? Tanner: What will money do for you? It will stop you from being a costume when you drop the soap. Add to cart Look at this thing. It looks like they actually took a real Speed ​​Stick, stripped out the interior, and then resold it. Tanner: Wait a second, how did that money get there? Look at the packaging! It's like scammed and stuff. It's like some prison guy is buying all this stuff, putting out the deodorant, and then reselling it.

Tanner: You're probably making money with... Matthias: You're probably making money because how much does this cost, like 3 dollars? Tanner: Oh yeah, about 3 bucks. Matías: And why do we buy it? 16 dollars? They just fooled us. Wow, look at all this cash, buddy. Is this my money? Tanner: Wow, there's a 10 there! Tanner: Wait a second. Is this the first time you see a 10? Tanner: I didn't mean to put a total... Didn't I put that money in there Advil? Tanner: Did you put... I put drugs in there? Is this supposed to be drugs? Tanner: Dog, it's because of all the headaches you're having in prison Matthias: Oh my god, that's too much Tanner: Are you? matías: yes, are you?

Tanner: How do you know all these facts, Michelle ghost? Not Ghosted Michelle: Why do you think I'm a ghost? Tanner: Touché. That's crazy, man. I want to say it works but I was fooled so I'll say

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ed Ew why? It's an isolation gown. Disposable gowns to protect clothing. Strong spun polypropylene (not waterproof) I find it permeable! Oh, this is for people who deal with criminals, so they don't get their clothes dirty. Yeah, they just say, "I never, I want to... I'll never go to prison!" *fart* Do you know what I mean? Tanner: And they poop in prison?

Yeah, well, they try to shit on people. Man, I don't envy that job at all. Greetings to all the people who work in detention centers or psychiatric centers or as police officers or firefighters. Shout out to all those incredible people who serve our cities, states and countries. Man, shout out to YOU, you guys are doing real things. Tanner: I don't even know how much money they make, but they don't make enough money. It's not like that, I guarantee it. I don't want to do those things, so kudos to you. Anyway, add to cart! Wow, that's huge!

Tanner: Yes, I am. Wait, there are only a thousand? Or is it just one? No, it's not. There are so many. There are so many. Tanner: Why does it look like an egg burger? Yeah, it looks like we just got this out of a giant McDonald's like McBiscuit or something. Wait, no, there are tons here. There are a thousand here! Wow, this could be good for Rex, buddy. Tanner: Yeah, maybe Matthias: Except it's really ugly. Imagine a prisoner doing this: "Listen, I just got my overalls. I don't want to get my overalls dirty!" Tanner: Do you want to be tied up?

Matthias: No Tanner: Dude, I have that look right now, like what are those Harry Potter socks? Yes, Gryffindor! Catch me in prison representing Gryffindor, mate. You walk by, someone spits on you and you say, "Slytherin." I started whistling: "Parseltongue? In prison?" This video here is the SkyMall video he was talking about earlier. It's quite fun. You have to check this one out. And this is the stun baton that...? It might be appropriate, if you know what I'm saying. And click Subscribe if you're new here. We'll see you here more often. High five