1,000 Clams Vs. Black Beard In Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

my name is jacksepticeye and why different jokes, you know what we're going to do with that sometime, we'll go, welcome back to the tabs, I just worked out, you have my games, I'm drinking a protein drink, my school doesn't is present. although we're getting into some of these sandboxes because I have to get some secret units that I haven't gotten yet, there are secret units in every level that I haven't gotten, I think this one says yeah, hey, it looks like dirt on my screen. all the way up in the air it's a balloon man hello I got it it was way up there you're an unlocked balloon huh okay next up is a bomb on a stick it's on the pirate map on a table the table is on an island near the ships emit a fire on an island near the ships this ah snake an eel snake oh man oil on the entire table above the underwater cave left side of the map because I see anything the captain is an old doctor down here is a clam I can smell her outside some units there's something here I can feel it there's something happening like Adi is this is it's you're you look at you yeah secret little friend from Bombay that's my tramp now oh we can swing the

black

beard

you look ahead on the pirate map you'll see a mountain, you look around and you'll find a waterfall which is the secret cave behind it, huh, the cheeky

black

bears have been hiding here the whole time, that's really cool, damn, wait, isn't that how it happens?

I get, oh, wait. Oh cold anchor, hey Mark Black

beard

, there was a lot on this level, let's send some of your new guy who's in secret units, yeah, let's send some

clams

versus some bombs on a stick, oh my god, that's so many clouds, oh, Damn, okay, I didn't realize. the

clams

are going to be completely overpowered, let's put their numbers at more than half the wait, so these guys just run in, blow things up and kill themselves, how does that help? Hey dad, I love clowns, I mean, don't get me wrong, there's something really cool about a bomb on a stick, but these guys are so cute that there are no secret units in the creepy levels.

I was really hoping to find something, ghosts or something. I guess these guys will do, let's try others, what else can we do? here we have Blackbeard clams, oh my god he has anchors, forearms on a tough guy and bum cannons, those are big prime bonus cannons and normal cannons, oh all that's what he keeps doing, even though you can't lock him up. Jesus Christ, he is a crazy saint. Shit, Blackbeard, you're a legend. We all know what needs to happen is seeing Blackbeard take on a Clash of the Titans Reaper that he's going to win.

Place your bets on him now folks, oh he's so lucky, he's still my absolute favourite. he's so absolutely badass that he'll come and take you while you're sleeping he's got it who's got the win who's got the win I think Blackbeard's probably going to wipe out wait I wanna see how healthy you'd be this is saying how much health they have okay wait face your attack jump, whoa, oh Jesus Christ, it sure is Blackbeard, get up, what's going on. I broke it, okay, it's asleep, okay, let's see if we can beat Blackbeard as the Reaper. Jesus, that doesn't count, he fell from them. like an idiot, which made me shy, you can stand there watching everything obscene, well, float there and look very smug about your victory, but we all know you didn't deserve that Blackbeard against five pumpkin catapults, here they come Blackbeard, you better Be careful, Blackbeard. let's do it, Jesus Christ, those are some extra special pumpkins, okay guys, you're going to want to shoot again pretty quickly, that's actually not bad, you're actually winning right now.

The odds are decreasing a bit, it's okay, you can still shoot from there. I can still do it, it's okay, it doesn't matter, I'm actually surprised at how well you did it the first time, that's good, it takes a lot of health, hold on, hold it back a little, here you go, I'll give you a fair chance, okay? ? Well, you're going to want to have to hit him to win. Did he fall again? Wow, he's so attached to Goblak that he's going to get hurt. You see that the anchors weigh it down. All he wants to do is get in the water and float on the bottom.

He goes many other ways I could have gone many other directions He could have gone to get back up What is he doing directly in the water like a rubber lightning bolt? I need to fight them in an open

battle

at an orphan feed where it would be a good place for that, which tribal is actually pretty good, it's like a big giant arena. What I want to do is put Blackbeard, of course, against 35 clan guys who will win a big black-chinned weirdo against 50 clam guys. The weight was 35. it's not 50 yes stand up my army of clams fight for New England fight for C people from all over the world sometimes show up you should be able to do this I'm sure you've eaten a lot of clams oh my holy guides it's a tornado of seafood Jesus, you guys are ruthless, okay?

What is the amount I have to reduce for this to be a fair fight? Because right now there is nothing fair about this. Oh, I can be a single clam. He's surviving a lot more this time. He's not doing it. Too well, he's just going around in circles and waiting for people to give him Marik's four good moves. Now there are 12, that's much less than half of what he had before. You can do this. Blackbeard, you can do it. Fight against clams. Fight against shellfish. It's what you do on your ship every day You're Blackbeard for love You can't even fight a few clam boys This is a disgraceful and embarrassing display Damn, Blackbeard is starting to wonder if legends were written about you.

Alright, five clams, so do you think you can handle it? I'm starting to think that clams might be the most powerful unit in this entire game. That's five clams times five clams. Five clams, be one of the greatest pirates humanity has ever seen. Shameful, oh. I'm Jilly, oh it's cold, oh I want to see if a frost giant can take on 12 clam guys. Can they defeat him? They can win? It probably seems like they can beat absolutely anything. At this point, smart giant, he's not going for the clams. for the source of the problem I see I see I see do it right we're going to have to get more clams fold those clams this is a war this is a fight to the death your hand please ankles pick it up I saw it halfway there you go there you go now it's working how much does he have he's a lot of help he has a lot a lot of help worth more clams I see what you're saying seventy times you could say it's a bit of a calamity Oh God the game can't even play oh my God look how many are clapping, They just cry for him, he still has like 3/4 of his health left.

I can't even see it, they can see the matrix of the future. immediately, come on, sticky, come on, fight, my computer is not going through this in vain. Jesus Christ, they never had a chance. Look at this carnage. Oh, for the love of clams, do you think a Reaper could fight clams? Seven clams against a stabbed boy. I wonder. I really like the Reaper and he floats so maybe that helps, maybe they can't even catch him, oh okay they can now. The Stubbs too Jesus Reaper still Opie Reapers is still pretty cool how about sixteen clams me and the guys who want to kill death see this they form like a wall and then they approach him yeah Reaper yeah don't listen yeah me love this case its like i gotta go now my planet needs me my weather needs me this guy thought we were in some kind of 90s sitcom where you skip to the end and freeze frame four credits okay shirley twenty eight clams are enough to kill you.

I want to see how much health he actually loses from this. Oh, he actually loses a lot. oh damn oh no oh no oh no oh no I still would oh that's an epic freeze frame look at that anime. Totally

accurate

battle

simulator

is my favorite anime. There's something people wanted me to try last time. I could not do it? I want to put 25 wings and then a Reaper, okay, calm down, we've already done this. I know shut up, what we're going to do now is put a bunch of cheerleaders around him for the cheerleaders to do if you remember from before. is to boost certain characters, so now it's faster, better, stronger, a sexier type of Reaper, a sexier form of death, Jesus Christ, where lastly there's the smart little Hobbit, the cunning little Hobbit, he was a about to jump on everyone and the Reaper said: no, he denied it, well, them. pee didn't last in time so let's put 200 Oh get rid of two I won't be able to sleep oh Jesus oh God okay fight sin the Masters Jesus Christ this would be great if I could see what's going on , that's how it is.

Great, it's raining half the people, it's raining hobbits, do you think I killed half my cheerleaders too? Are they all dead? Maybe I don't care what happens if we push a clan boy, that's something I want to see how many clams you can. pull hmm, we might need to put in some more clams oh oh, they're hitting the clam no, no, that's not how it's supposed to go, stop that, what's going on, what happened here, you tried to make my clam explode, victory boo-boo for blue ooh good idea sword throwers these guys can throw swords faster better stronger Daft Punk holy wait how come half of you are still alive?

There was so much support she makes us Christ, what is happening? I need to see this in slow motion Jesus that's the last thing you know you just see the swords flying towards them that's so cool thank you thank you so much what's up with the frost giant against them? I think they're probably going to die, but I just want to see an absolutely packed ice giant. of swords that was holy madness the sword they don't stop for anyone me and the boys should keep our virginity these are our chastity belts wait can a pointy boy do it oh god are you a hunter after you?

Is it because I made fun? of them I'm sorry oh now this is the battle this is the battle unstoppable force immovable object oh you have to hit every shot you make you can't miss oh oh now you have like a bunch of cheerleaders and pom poms so I don't know what to do, damn, I wish you could see how much sane head you know from some angles it looks like hey okay so I think it's two sword throwers that's probably the limit sure push it to the limit and see if I can do it. I want to see your health decline faster, oh my God, that's fast, oh sweet Jesus, that's fast.

I'm holding on as long as I can and it makes no difference, it makes the giant's weak point directly in the belly, okay, let's get this over with. with something truly magical we're going to do something the world has never seen something that's probably really going to break my computer here we go here we go you guys are going to be amazing or maybe not because some of you don't seem to be coordinating oh no oh no , oh, no, it's okay, once a couple of giants start falling, it's game over, uh-oh, the cheerleaders are falling, uh-oh, we can't, we still have this, do it for mom, do it for Mom, yes, honey, I think that was almost it. a fair fight actually, oh my god, so much death and destruction in this place, wars, oh I have never seen a battle like this in my life, he held his hand to himself, okay, let's do it in this episode of eyelashes.

I wanted to go in and just try the secret units because people were telling me about the new levels maybe I'll miss some. Don't know. I think I have all the secret units right now, but if you guys have any fun combinations you want to see in the next episode, please let me know in the comments because I always draw a blank when it comes to which school versus what there are so many units. I forget what means what, so leave a comment and tell me what you want to see. a thousand to this versus one of dogs, do not forget to leave a like on the video also if you liked watching it, it really helps a lot and also do not forget to subscribe to stay updated with all the videos that come out every single day and I will see you in the next best than bourbon.