1,000 Clams Vs. Black Beard In Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
my name is jacksepticeye and why different jokes you know what we're gonna roll with it ever we're gonna leave welcome back to tabs I just did a workout you got my games on it I'm drinking protein drink my school are not around though we're getting into some of these sand boxes because I have some secret units to get that I have not gotten yet there's secret units in every level that I have not gotten I think this one says yeah hey it looks like dirt on my screen all the way up in the air it's a balloon man hi got him he was way up there you're an unlocked balloon er alright the next one is bomb on a stick it's found on the pirate map on a table the table is on an island near the ships it emits a fire on an island near the ships this ah snake a snake eel it oh man oil in all the table over underwater cave left side of the map because see anything captain is old doc down here it's a clam I can sniff her out some units there's something here I can feel it there's something going on as Adi is this is it is it you it's you look at you yeah secret little Bombay buddy boy that's my bum boy now oh we can swing
Beard's you look straight ahead on the pirate map you will see a mountain you look around it you'll find a waterfall which is the secret cave behind it huh cheeky
blackbears been hiding in here all along that's really cool damn wait is this not how I get him oh wait Oh anchor cold hey Mark
there was a lot on this level let's send some of her new boy is in secret units yes let's send some
clamsversus some bombs on a stick oh my god that's so many clouds oh damn okay I did not realize the
clamsare gonna be completely overpowered let's like put their numbers in more than half wait so these guys just run in and blow things up and kill themselves how does that help hey Dad I love the clown dudes I mean don't get me wrong there's something very nice about a bomb on a stick but these guys are so cute there's no secret units in the spooky levels I was really hoping to find something ghosts or something I guess these guys will do let's let's try out some other ones what else to be here we got
beard's oh my god he has anchors forearms on a badass and bum cannons those are big cousin bond cannons and regular cannons oh all of that that's what he's still going though you can't lock him down Jesus Christ he's a madman holy crap
beardyou're a legend all right we all know what needs to happen is to see
beardgo up against a Reaper Clash of the Titans who's going to win place your bets now folks oh he is menacing lucky he's still my favorite by absolute firm he's so absolutely badass he's gonna come and take you in your sleep he's got it who's got the victory who's got the win I think
beard's probably actually gonna annihilate wait I want to see how much...
healthy you would have this is say how much health they have okay wait is face your jump attack whoa oh Jesus Christ it sure is
beardget up what is happening I broke him that he's fine he's asleep okay let's see if we can beat
beardas the Reaper Jesus that doesn't count he fell off them up like an idiot what I got shy you can stand there looking all smut well float in there and look all smug about your win but we all know that you didn't deserve that
beardversus five pumpkin catapults here they come
beardyou better watch out
beardwe're gonna do Jesus Christ those are some extra special pumpkins alright you guys are gonna want to fire again pretty fast that's actually not bad you're actually winning right now odds are getting a little lower okay alright you can still fire from there you can still do it okay nevermind I'm actually surprised at how well you guys did it all the first time that's good that's a lot of health taken wait hold him back a little for you there you go give you a give you a fair chance okay well you're gonna want to have to hit him to win did he fall off again wow he's so holding on goblak be hurt you see the anchors are weighing him down all he wants to do is get into the water and floats at the bottom there he goes so many other ways I could have gone so many other directions he could have gone to get back up what's he do straight down in the water like a gum beam I...
need to fight them in open
battlein an orphan feed where would be a good place for that that the tribal one's actually pretty good it's just like a big giant arena what I want to do is put in
beardof course a versus 35 clan boys who's gonna win one big
bearded chin weirdo versus 50 clam boys weight was 35 is not 50 yes rise my army of
clamsfight for New England fight for C people all around the world sometimes come up you should be well able for this I'm sure you've eaten a lot of
clamsoh my holy guides it's a tornado of shellfish Jesus you guys are ruthless okay what's the amount that I have to reduce by to make this a fair fight cuz right now ain't nothing fair about this oh I can be a single clam he's surviving a lot longer this time he's not doing too well he's just spinning around in circles and hoping the people will give him Marik's four nice moves all right now it's 12 that's way less than half of what I had before you can do this
beardyou can do it fight the
clamsfight the shellfish this is what you do out on your boat every day you're
beardfor sake you can't even fight off a few clam boys this is shameful shameful display good damn it
beard's beginning to wonder ye the legends were written about you at all at all all right five
clamsthen do you think you can manage that I'm beginning to think the
clamsmight be the most overpowered unit in this whole game...
clamsbe one of the greatest pirates mankind has ever seen shameful oh it's Jilly oh it's cold oh I want to see if an ice giant can go up against 12 clam boys can they defeat him can they win probably it seems like they can beat absolutely anything at this point clever giant he's not going for the
clamshe's going for the source of the problem I see I see I see get it all right we're gonna have to bust out more
clamsdouble up those
clamsthis is a war this is a fight to the death your hand please ankles get him up saw him in half there you go there you go now it's working how much does he have he is a lot of help he has a lot a lot of help okay more
clamsI see what you're saying seventy times one might say it's a bit of a calamity Oh God the game can't even render itself oh my God look how many clap there just mourn him down he still has like 3/4 of his health left I can't even see it they can see the matrix of the future all at once come on clammy come on fight back my computer's not going through this for nothing Jesus Christ they they never stood a chance look at this carnage Oh for
clamssake do you think a Reaper could fight the
clamsversus one stabby boy I wonder I do like the reaper a lot and he does float so maybe that helps maybe the can't even get him oh okay they can already Stubbs them as well Jesus Reaper still Opie Reapers still pretty damn cool all right how...
clamsme and the boys out to kill death see this whoa they form like a wall and then get up to him yes Reaper yes don't listen up yes love it this case is like I must go now my planet needs me my my climate needs me this guy thought we were in some sort of like 90 sitcom where you jump at the end and freeze-frame four credits alright Shirley twenty-eight
clamsis enough to kill him I want to see how much health he actually loses from this oh he actually loses a lot oh damn oh no oh no oh no oh no I still would oh that's an epic freeze-frame look at that anime
simulatoris my favorite anime right there's something that people wanted me to try last time did I did not get around to I want to put in 25 wings and then one Reaper okay settle down we've done this already I know shut up what we're going to do now is put in a ton of cheerleaders around him so the cheerleaders do if you remember from before is boost certain characters so now he's faster better stronger a sexier type of Reaper a sexier form of death Jesus Christ where's lastly clever little Hobbit sneaky little Hobbit he was about to jump in on top of everybody and the Reaper was like nah denied okay well they didn't last piss in time so let's put in 200 Oh get rid of two I won't be able to sleep oh Jesus oh god it's okay fight sin the Masters Jesus Christ this would be great if I could see what was happening that's so cool it's...
raining half people it's raining hobbits you think I mowed down half of my cheerleaders as well are they all dead - maybe I don't give a what happens if we boost a clan boy that's something I want to see how many
clamscan you throw hmm we might need to set in a few more
clamsoh oh they're beating the clam no no this is not how it's supposed to go stop that what the is happening what happened here you trying to my clam blew victory boo-boo for blue ooh good idea sword casters these guys be able to throw swords faster better stronger Daft Punk holy wait how are half of you still alive there were so many supports she makes us Christ what is even happening I need to see this in slow motion Jesus it's the last you know coming you just see the swords fly into them that's so cool kind of come up thank you thank you very much what about ice giant versus them I think they're probably gonna die but I just wanna see an ice giant absolutely full of swords that was insane holy the sword they don't stop for nobody me and the boys ought to keep our virginity these are our chastity belts wait can one spiky boy do it oh gosh you're hunter behind you is it cuz I made fun of them I'm sorry oh now this is the
battlethis is the
battleunstoppable force immovable object oh you gotta you gotta hit every shot you take can't miss oh oh you have now as a bunch of cheerleaders and pom-pom so they don't know what to do damn I would you can see how...
much healthy head you know from some angles it looks like hey alright so I think it's two sword casters that's probably the limit right take it to the limit see if I can do it I want to see your fastest health goes down oh my god that's fast oh sweet Jesus that's fast I'm holding forward as much as I can and nay a difference it makes straight in the belly the weak point of the giant okay let's finish this off with something truly magical shall we something that the world has never seen something that is probably actually gonna break my computer here we go here we go the boys gonna be awesome or maybe not cuz some of you don't seem to be coordinating oh no oh no oh no okay once a couple of giant start going down it's game over uh-oh the cheerleaders are going down uh-oh we can't we still got this do it for Mama do it for Mama yeah baby I think that that was almost a fair fight actually oh my god so much death and destruction this place Wars oh never seen a
battlefeel like it in my life he pinned his hand to himself all right well let's gonna do it for this episode of tabs I wanted to get in and just try out the secret units cause people were telling me about the new levels maybe I miss some I don't know I think I have all the secret units at this point but if you guys have any fun combinations that you want to see in the next episode then please let me know in the comments because I always kind of draw a blank when it comes to this...
of like what school versus what there's so many units that I forget what does what so leave a comment tell me what you want to see thousand to this versus one of dogs don't forget to leave a like of the video as well if you enjoyed watching it really helps out a lot and also don't forget to subscribe to keep up to date for all the videos coming out every single day and I will see you guys in the next one better than bourbon